They Might Be Giants:Rhythm Section Want Ad

“Rhythm Section Want Ad”
Artist:	They Might Be Giants
Albums:	They Might Be Giants (1986)
Composers:	They Might Be Giants
Lyricists:	John Linnell

In a world we call our home theres lots of room to roam
Plenty of time to turn mistakes into rhyme
There's a place for those who love their poetry
Its just across from the sign that says, pros only

So if you like a band with a chick singer,
Say your cup of tea is a wall of trombones
If you dig menudo, or MDC we salute you the way we know
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
There must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
I'll tell you why

Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones
Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones
Speak softly, drive a sherman tank
Laugh hard, it's a long way to the bank

Do you sing like olive oyl on purpose
You guys must be into the eurythmics
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
There must be hundreds who look at you as if you're some kind of
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
And heres the reason why

Hats off to the new age hairstyle made of bones
Hats off to the use of hats as megaphones
Speak softly, drive a sherman tank
Laugh hard, its a long way to the bank

Do you sing like olive oyl on purpose
You guys must be into the eurythmics
For every one with dollar signs in his eyes
There must be hundreds who look at you as if youre some kind of
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
And heres the reason why
Rhythm section want ad
No others need apply to the rhythm section want ad
And heres the reason why
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