The Arrogant Worms:Losing Hair Under God

Oh lord above
Sent his only son
To spread the word of God to everyone
Jesus cured the lepers
And he healed the lame
But he left the bald men with their pain

Oh mighty lord
I've lost what I had
I've suffered the fate
Of my old Dad
I looked in the hills, the valleys everywhere
But I cannot see why you took my hair

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
What was on my head (above us all)
Is no longer there (losin' my hair)
When you see the light
It's my forehead's glare
Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)
That I'm losing my hair (yeah yeah)

I tried to pray
And I tried to grieve
I tried the wig
And I tried the weave
I tried the transplant
And I tried the graft
But my hair
Is thinning fast

Oh my great lord, why'd you'd take my hair?
Are you making a copy for Heaven's stairs?
To warm the feet of the chosen souls?
But in the meantime, my head's gettin' cold

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
What was on my head (above us all)
Is no longer there (losin' my hair)
When you see the light
It's my forehead's glare
Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)
That I'm losing my hair (yeah yeah)

We are your children, and we are blessed
But most of my hair is now on my chest
In your own wisdom, you took it off my head
Well couldn't you just drop me blind instead?

Well lord above, on Judgement Day
Will you forgive me for my toupee?
And when I march through the gates of pearl
Can I have hair in your afterworld?

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
What was on my head (above us all)
Is no longer there (losin' my hair)
When you see the light
It's my forehead's glare
Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)
That I'm losing my hair (yeah yeah)

Yeah!
I'm losin' my hair, I'm losin' my hair
But I know a lot of people out there losin' their hair too
And I know every night, you pray to God, don't ya? (yeah)
Yeah, you do, don't ya?
You pray to God to give you more hair
You wake up the next mornin'
You go in that shower
You look in that drain
And there's your hair
Ain't on your head no more
But ya know
Maybe your call's just not gettin' through
God's a busy man, and a lot of people try to get him on the intergalactic telephone
But, but maybe, maybe if we all pray together
We'll get God's phone to ring!

So gimme and amen (amen)
Amen (amen)
Come on, AMEN! (amen)
AMEN! (amen)
OH YEAH! The phone is ringin'
The phone is ringin'
God's pickin' it up
I think we might have woken him up, he might be a little bit grumpy
But it doesn't matter
Cause we're gonna tell him what we want, aren't we? (yeah)
Aren't we? (yeah)

I need help for my scalp (help for my scalp)
Oh, give me help for my scalp (help for my scalp)
Oh yeah!
I feel the power of the lord, the power of the lord
It's in me
It's all around me
This man
This man has split ends on the end of his head
Let those split ends BE HEALED!

Miracle
Follicle
Miracle
Follicle
Miracle
Follicle
Miracle

Oh mighty lord, upon your throne
I gotta know, do you use a comb?
Is your hair wavy?
Is your hair blonde?
Is it curly?
Or is it GONE?!

Is to be bald to be da man?
Cuz all the monks
Have heads that shine
If that's your way, then I don't care
I'd sell my soul to get more hair

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
What was on my head (above us all)
Is no longer there (losin' my hair)
When you see the light
It's my forehead's glare
Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)
That I'm losing my hair (yeah yeah)

I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
I'm losin' my hair (losin' my hair)
What was on my head (above us all)
Is no longer there (losin' my hair)
When you see the light
It's my forehead's glare
Oh, don't you care (hey you up there)
That I'm losing my hair (yeah yeah)
Oh, don't ya care
Oh, don't ya care (yow)
That I'm losin' my
Hair