Robbie Williams:Handsome Man

“Handsome Man”
Artist:	Robbie Williams
Albums:	Escapology (2002)

Hello, did you miss me?
I know I'm hard to resist
Y'all can come and help
Pick the sweetcorn out of this
It's hard to be humble when you're so fuckin' big
Did you ever meet a sexier male chauvinist pig
I'm going to milk it 'till it turns to cheese
Tell your babes in arms and O.A.P's come and take a piece of me

If you drop me
I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't see me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
'Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man

Y'all know who I am
I'm still the boy next door
That's if your Lord Lichfield and I'm Roger Moore
Have I gone up in the world
Or has the world gone down on me
I'm the one who put the Brits in celebrity
Give in and love it, what's the point in hating me?
You can't argue with popularity
Well you could but you'd be wrong oh

If you drop me
I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't see me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
'Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man

Can you make me laugh and sign this autograph
(Though it's not for me)
Grip and grin, shake and fake, name and shame
then I'm out of here
It's not very complicated
I'm just young and overated... whoa...

If you drop me
I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't see me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you
Now let me go and wash my hands
Here before you stands

Please don't drop me
I'll fall to pieces on you
If you don't need me
I don't exist
It's nice to meet you, now let me see a show of hands
'Cause you just met the world's most handsome man
The world's most handsome man