Tenacious D:Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

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“Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)”
Artist: Tenacious D
Albums: The Pick of Destiny (2006)

<lyrics>Satan (David Grohl) I am complete!

Tenacious D (Jack Black and Kyle Gass) Both: Fuck!

Satan Yes you are fucked Shit out of luck Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck

This world will be mine And you're first in line You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

Tenacious D JB: Wait! Wait! Wait you mother-fucker We challenge you to a rock-off!

Both: Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Satan Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! The demon code prevents me From declining a rock-off challenge What are your terms? What's the catch?

Tenacious D JB: If we win You must take your sorry ass back to Hell And also you will have to pay our rent

Satan And what if I win?

Tenacious D JB: Then you can take Kage back to Hell KG: (...What?) JB: Trust me Kage, it's the only way. KG: (...the fuck're you talking about?) JB: To be your little bitch

Satan Fine! Let the rock-off begin! A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I'm the Devil I'm the metal! Check this riff it's fucking tasty!

I'm the Devil I can do what I want! Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost

I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel I'll make him squeal like the scarlet pimpernel!

Tenacious D JB: C'mon Kage...bring the thunder! KG: There's just no way that we can win That was a masterpiece JB: (Listen to me...) KG: He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man JB: God dammit Kage!

JB: He gonna make you his sex slave You're gonna gargle mayonnaise JB: (No!) JB: Unless we bust a massive monster mammajam

KG: We've been through so much shit JB: (Deactivated lasers with my dick!) Both: Now it's time to blow this fucker down! JB: C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down KG: I hear ya Jaybles now it's time to blow doors down JB: Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown KG: We'll bend you over then we'll take it around town Both: Now we got to blow this fucker down KG: (He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!) JB: C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down! KG: It's time for the blackout!

JB: Hey Antichrist now Beelzeboss We know your weakness: Our rocket sauce! We'll rock the {} And blow your mind We will defeat you For mankind!

You hold the sceptor We hold the key You are the Devil We are the D! Both: We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D!

Satan You guys are fuckin' lame! C'mon, Kage, you're commin' with me Taste my lightning, sucker!

Tenacious D JB: No!

Beelzeboss Ow, fuck! My fuckin' horn! Oh no!

Tenacious D JB: "From whence you came you shall remain until you are complete again"

Beelzeboss No! Fuck you Kage and fuck Jaybles I'll get you, Tenacious D!