Weird Al Yankovic:Baby Got Jack

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“Baby Got Jack”
Artist: Weird Al Yankovic
Albums: Misc ()

Yo ULONDA!
Check that home girl's butt out!
Um hm girl!
It's so flat!

You tell it like it is IEESHA!

She looks like one of them... lawyer's girlfriends
Her butt, is just so SMALL!
We're talking slim pickin's girl!
What up Ieesha?
Where is it?
I don't even... see it!
LOOK!
Girl! She's just so... WHITE!

I like small butts
That I can not lie
You honkies can't deny!
And when a girl walks in with an itty-bitty waist
And a big thing in your face, I get sick!
'Cause I'd like a toothpick
I'd beat that booty with a stick!
Even the jeans she's wearing
Her pants, they're almost tearing

No, baby, I want a flat booty
That's tooty fruity!
Those honkies tried to warn me
That butt you got is...

[White guy]
OOH! SO CORNY!

Ooh! Chicken smooth skin
You say you wanna get in my olds?
Well, pack me, pack me
'Cause you ain't that average chickety!

To Hell with romancin'!
I'll take her wallet dancin'!
RICH! BITCH!
I'll dick with her money, ditch!
So tired of Ebony!
Black butts are not my theme!
If you ask me what my flavor is
I'll tell you it's Vanilla Ice Cream!

So Honkies!

[Honkies]
Yeah?

Honkies!

[Honkies]
Yeah?

Does your girlfriend have a big butt?
So shrink it, shrink it
So I can get right down and dink it!

Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty
White honkies with a real small booty

Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty
White honkies with a real small booty

I like 'em flat
And small!
And when I'm in the mall
I just can't help myself
I'm doing to dog-pound call!

BARK! BARK! BARK!

Don't like her sister
Who farts while playing Twister!
I wish those bins would miss her!
But Uncle Ben would fister!

I like my bootys real slender
And tender!
And if I see a big booty
I'll put it in the blender!
Don't want a real fender!
I get into my Honda!
What the hell is an anaconda?
All I know is I like Jane Fondas
Better then Ulondas!

Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty
White honkies with a real small booty

Baby got Jack!
White honkies with a real small booty
White honkies with a real small booty

Yeah Baby
When it comes to females
Cosmo knows everything
What they're talking about!
362436!

HA!
If she's 7 8...

Flat on the bottom
And I like it like that!

Flat on the bottom
And I like it like that!