Tenacious D:Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

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“Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)”
Artist: Tenacious D
Albums: The Pick of Destiny (2006)

Satan (David Grohl)
I am complete!

Tenacious D (Jack Black and Kyle Gass)
Both: Fuck!

Satan
Yes you are fucked
Shit out of luck
Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck

This world will be mine
And you're first in line
You brought me the pick and now you shall both die!

Tenacious D
JB: Wait! Wait!
Wait you mother-fucker
We challenge you to a rock-off!

Both: Give us one chance to rock your socks off

Satan
Fuck! Fuck!
Fuck! The demon code prevents me
From declining a rock-off challenge
What are your terms?
What's the catch?

Tenacious D
JB: If we win
You must take your sorry ass back to Hell
And also you will have to pay our rent

Satan
And what if I win?

Tenacious D
JB: Then you can take Kage back to Hell
KG: (...What?)
JB: Trust me Kage, it's the only way.
KG: (...the fuck're you talking about?)
JB: To be your little bitch

Satan
Fine!
Let the rock-off begin!
A-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

I'm the Devil I'm the metal!
Check this riff it's fucking tasty!

I'm the Devil I can do what I want!
Whatever I got I'm gonna flaunt
There's never been a rock-off that I've ever lost

I can't wait to take Kage back to Hell
I'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
I'll make him squeal like the scarlet pimpernel!

Tenacious D
JB: C'mon Kage...bring the thunder!
KG: There's just no way that we can win
That was a masterpiece
JB: (Listen to me...)
KG: He rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
JB: God dammit Kage!

JB: He gonna make you his sex slave
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
JB: (No!)
JB: Unless we bust a massive monster mammajam

KG: We've been through so much shit
JB: (Deactivated lasers with my dick!)
Both: Now it's time to blow this fucker down!
JB: C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
KG: I hear ya Jaybles now it's time to blow doors down
JB: Light up the stage 'cause it's time for a showdown
KG: We'll bend you over then we'll take it around town
Both: Now we got to blow this fucker down
KG: (He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down!)
JB: C'mon Kage 'cause it's time to blow doors down!
KG: And I'm a pile drive ya it's time for the blackout!

JB: Hey Antichrist now
Beelzeboss
We know your weakness:
Our rocket sauce!
We'll rock the Cashbah
And blow your mind
We will defeat you
For all mankind!

You hold the sceptor
We hold the key
You are the Devil
We are the D!
Both: We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D
We are the D, we are the D, we are the D, we are the D!

Satan
You guys are fuckin' lame!
C'mon, Kage, you're commin' with me
Taste my lightning, fucker!

Tenacious D
JB: No!

Beelzeboss
Ow, fuck!
My fuckin' horn!
Oh no!

Tenacious D
JB: "From whence you came you shall remain
until you are complete again"

Beelzeboss
No!
Fuck you Kage and fuck you Jaybles
I'll get you, Tenacious D!