Don't ever take away from me my pornography
And obviously we don't agree on what's obscene
I have the right to choose what I want to see and read
Don't ever try to take away from me my right to privacy
Because what I do is no one's business but me
So stay in your missionary position
I hope that you get bored to death
There's no way in hell, I'm going through life having vanilla sex
The government is tryin' to get into your bedroom
You better lock your door and close your shades
Because there could be someone watching you today
Why do you try to make things illegal?
Why do we have to be 21?
You so afraid that people are having way too much fun?
You know, why do you care what I do in my bedroom?
Why do you want to know how I screw?
It seems to me you've got nothing better to do