Parokya Ni Edgar:The Yes Yes Show

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“The Yes Yes Show”
Artist: Parokya Ni Edgar
Albums: Bigotilyo (2003)

Par0kya ni Edgar's "THE YES YES SHOW"

Gabriel: *You better get ready for a big surprise

You think its almost over but it's only the rise

Mental message via visual contact

Louder than any other sexual soundtrack

Chito: More margaritas for ny sweet señorita

Triple the tequila just to highten up the flava

Chuggin' down on my J & B

While checkin out the parts o' my date's anatomy

Like trinity flyin' high with the kicks and

Controlling the game with my heavy duty joystick

(Repeat *)

Flip the tip and skip to the next trip

Flashin' some cash in some rockstar bullshit

Goin in for this club movin in for the killer

I got us a room in a fancy hotel room

We got everything we need

A big bag of money

A bigger bag o' wheat

And we try to impress out this thoughts to endress

Stop the press we need to get this

(Repeat *)

I'd like to keep it going cause I gotta' go unknown

But it's Vinci's turn on the microphone so...

Vinci: Ahem! My name is Vinci and I am neat

I love pretty girls and I love to eat

I made this rap from my mind

And I am very very kind

I like to drive fast and fancy cars

And chicks dig me like chocolate bars

You say I'm bad but I am good so

Shut up now and eat some food

Chito: tsong ano bang problema mo ayusin mo naman

Lagyan mo naman ng tono para kang nangangatwiran

Ano bang inaatupag mo sa bago mong apartment

Sampung taon ka nang sikat wala ka ring 'bang talent

Vinci: tsong ano bang sinasabi mo?

Mali ang sinasabi mo

Magaling akong kumanta

Alam mo ba yung picha pie

Chito: kung sa bagay mahusay nga naman yung picha pie

Gamit ang boses mong pamatay nilagyan mo ng kulay

Ang kanta

Vinci: diba kahit ikaw ang gumawa

Alam natin mas okay nung ako yung kumanta

Chito: tsong naman please lang wag ka nang magyabang

At alam mo naman na pang back-up ka lang

At ilan na ba ang talagang nagawa mong kanta

Ilan?...

Vinci: wala! eh ano ngayon?

Gabriel: Alam naman nating lahat na si Vinch naman talaga dapat

Ang vocalist ng parokya band parokya ni edgar

Chito: teka lang one minute pwede bang pakiulit

Maaaring may lamang ka sa paligo subalit

Bakit mo naman nasabi na ikaw ang nararapat

Eh ni isang kanta man lang wala kang naisulat

Vinci: Eh ba't yung ibang singers naman

Kahit 'di nila sinulat ang kinakanta nilang kanta

Eh sobra kung sumikat

Tulad ko

At ni Keno

At ni Benedict Aquino na

Wala nga yatang mas sisikat pa kahit na sino

Chito: Ewan ko! Sandali!

Wag ka ngang makulit

Kung ayaw mong masipa sa mukha nang malupit

Baka makatikim ka ng sarzuela de kamao

Na sin listo el de gato

Sa gulpihang de con todo

Vinci: Talaga? Hindi nga? Tatawa na ba ako?

Hindi porque't Koreano ka magaling kang mag-taekwondo

Wag kang mag-aangas sa lalaking may balbas

Kami yung mga tipo na hindi umaatras!

Dindin: Sandali lang

Wag muna kayong maglaban

Bago kayo magsuntukan

Ba't 'di nyo muna pag-usapan

Ang 'di maunawaan

Sige na

Kiss na

Peace na please

Ang bayad mo sa jeepney

Kulang pa ng diyes

Kung ayaw mong mangyari ang nangyari sa iba

Matuto tayo kung paano magpakumbaba

Chito: Wag nating kalimutan kung saan nagsimula...

Gabriel: Alam naman nating lahat na

Mahal namin ang isa't-isa

Walang iwanan sa PAROKYA BAND sa

PAROKYA NI EDGAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Members of PnE: Baaaannndddd... BBBBaaaaannnnnnnnnnndddddd!!!!

Chito: Uhhh... 'Di ko na alam kung pa'no

Tatapusin yung kanta kaya ganito na lang

Bigla na lang mawawala!...

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