A F Harrold:Yak Poem
Um another yak poem, ladies and gentlemen.
Two yaks on a mountainside
One yak says to the other yak
Did you hear about the yeti?
The other yak says
Bloody hell a talking yak
The first yak looks at the second yak
With a sort of ashamed look on its face and says
Please don't include me in this joke
I do have some dignity left