"Weird Al" Yankovic:Yoda

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“Yoda”
Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Albums: Dare To Be Stupid (1985)

Parody of "Lola" by The Kinks


I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah,
Where it bubbles all the time like a giant carbonated soda,
S-O-D-A, soda.

I saw the little runt sitting there on a log,
I asked him his name and in a raspy voice, he said "Yoda",
Y-O-D-A, Yoda,
Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.

Well, I've been around, but I ain't never seen,
A guy who looks like a Muppet, but he's wrinkled and green,
Oh, my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda

Well I'm not dumb but I can't understand,
How he can lift me in the air just by raisin' his hand,
Oh, my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.

Well, I left home just a week before,
And I've never ever been a Jedi before,
But Obi-Wan, he set me straight, of course,
He said, "Go to Yoda and he'll show you the Force".

Well, I'm not the kind that would argue with Ben,
So, it looks like I'm gonna start all over again,
With my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda

Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda

So I used the Force,
I picked up a box,
I lifted some rocks,
While I stood on my head,
Well, I won't forget what Yoda said!

He said, "Luke, stay away from the darker side,
And if you start to go astray, let the Force be your guide",
Oh, my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda

"I know Darth Vader's really got you annoyed,
But, remember, if you kill him then you'll be unemployed"
Oh, my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.

Well, I heard my friends really got in a mess,
So I'm gonna have to leave Yoda, I guess,
But I know that I'll be comin' back someday,
I'll be playin' this part 'till I'm old and gray!

The long-term contract I had to sign,
Says I'll be makin' these movies 'till the end of time,
With my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.

Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.
Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.

Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.
Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.

Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.
Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo-Yoda.