"Weird Al" Yankovic:White & Nerdy

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“White & Nerdy”
Artist: "Weird Al" Yankovic
Albums: Straight Outta Lynwood (2006)

They see me mowin' my front lawn
I know they're all thinkin' I'm so white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna roll with the gangsters
But so far they all think I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Really really white and nerdy

First in my class here at M. I. T
Got skills, I'm a champion at D&D
M. C. Escher, that's my favorite M. C
Keep your forty I'll just have an Earl Grey Tea

My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
Got people beggin' for my top eight spaces
Yo, I know pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces

I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a wiz at Minesweeper, I could play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
My fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze

There's no killer app I haven't run (run)
At Pascal, well, I'm number one (one)
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat, but I got a soldering gun (what?)

"Happy Days" is my favorite theme song
I could sure kick your butt at a game of ping-pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in Javascript as well as Klingon
Here's the part I sing on...

They see me roll on my Segway
I know in my heart they think I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Can't ya see I'm white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy

I'd like to roll with the gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
How'd I get so white and nerdy?

I've been browsin', inspectin'
"X-Men" comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pockets I must protect 'em
My ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored

Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doin' websites
When my friends need some code, who do they call?
I do HTML for 'em all
Even made a home page for my dog

Yo, I got myself a fanny pack
They were havin' a sale down at The Gap
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
Pop, pop, hope no one sees me get freaky

I'm nerdy in the extreme - whiter than sour cream
I was in AV Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team

Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
Spend every weekend at the Renaissance Fair
Got my name on my underwear

They see me strollin', they laughin'
And rollin' their eyes cause I'm so white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
Just because I'm white and nerdy
All because I'm white and nerdy
Holy cow, I'm white and nerdy

I wanna bowl with the gangsters
But, oh well, it's obvious I'm white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
Think I'm just too white and nerdy
I'm just too white and nerdy
Look at me, I'm white and nerdy